Swimming Teeth • Cast Adrift on Coconut Beach • Takin’ A Walk • The Restaurant At The End of the World • Back in the Big City (…kind of) • “Never Get Off The Boat” • Lost For Words • The Conquering Heroes Return • I Get My Revenge on the Animal Kingdom
It wasn’t the smartest idea I’d ever had.
We were sat on a ramshackle wooden fishing vessel – practically a canoe with an outboard motor bolted on the end of it – somewhere out in the Gulf of Thailand. It was night-time. Behind our tiny vessel, a mile or so away, we could make out a small cluster of lights, what the locals rather ambitiously dubbed ‘the Village’. And behind that there was nothing.
I mean, really nothing – the biggest, vastest expanse of nothing I’d ever seen. Had it been a starry night, or a full moon, you might have made out the jagged outline of the rest of the island of Koh Rong, the lights of the Village cradled between humps of densely-forested hilltops. But it wasn’t, and we couldn’t.